I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see that.
And THIS is why I adore Catherine Tate. She’s loud and brash but in quieter moments… her soul comes shining through and it makes everything about her so much more beautiful.
oh shit I’ve never seen this before and I’m crying.
So I’m cleaning my room and I came across this lovely piece of writing I did back in middle school.
“There were squirrels
But I never heard them getting run over by cars
Till there was you!
And what a wonderful driver you are, my dear sister.”
“Shut up! My driving’s fine!”
“That’s what I said, oh wonderful roadkill maker!”
She slams on the breaks, sending me flying against the seatbelt. “I KNOW SARCASM WHEN I HEAR IT!”
“I never said you didn’t.”
“YOU IMPLIED IT!”
“No, I didn’t. The light’s green.”
“I DON’T CARE!”
“They do.” I shove my thumb at the screaming cars behind us. She growls and slams on the gas.
“AAAAH! G-FORCE! G-FORCE!”
Well, that’s pretty much how it is in the car with her. Fly, scream at her to slow down, choke on your seat belt at stop lights, repeat.
I wrote this before I knew how to drive.
Anonymous said: Burgerkin Cronus and the fast food brigade.
omg therian shaming